Things can never be the same
You've seen all my wrongs and my rights
There's nothing left to say
For the umpteenth time this semester, the king and I were out looking for the pair of shoes. Yes, the pair. It was to be chic and fashion forward, outrageous looking but not to the point that it'll send our mothers into screaming fits, and most importantly, on sale.
We went home empty handed. (Save my loot from the Kinokuniya 20% store wide sale...)
But all that shoe buying business was but a pretext for two dudes to hang out. Meeting up for reasons like the celebration of a birthday or just for catching up's sake violates the bro code on so many levels. Birthday celebrations and maintaining relationships are for babes, not cool dudes. Buying a bro dinner and writing him a card for his birthday? Big no-nos. And we are strict adherents to gender stereotypes. To the letter.
May that elusive pair of shoes be never found.
Would you lie, would you lie, would you lie, next to me?
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